Fun New Site on the Way
Written by: rwlovett on August 14, 2009
Hello, this is Ryan Lovett, Just Ryan is fine, I will discuss a few things in this article. This website was created using all the information that I could think of, including; my hobbies/interests, the users interests (that’s you guys), and just general information.
The first thing that I would like to talk about is information about my hobbies, I do like to do more than a few things, and let me tell ya writing this ain’t one of them, but I do like to write, just not like this... well anyway as I was saying my interests include things that I like to do, well I guess that’s considered an oxymoron. I am truly sorry that I am getting off task, well anyway right to the point, I like to do many things such as, but are not limited to; shooting pool, writing scripts for programs/websites, reading, and of course what person my age wouldn’t, or maybe not exactly my age but you get the idea…
My next topic of discussion, assuming I can stay on task, I do not, I repeat do not have any diseases such as ADHD. Well the next topic is… about you guys, I take in to account “What the people want!” I do not have psychokinesis or telekinesis or whatever it is, the ability to read minds. So you people, no offence grandma, or Kevin, or anyone who might take offence in the term “you people”, ok look I’m sorry everyone. The users (…) need to submit, through the form please so that I know what it is, who sent it, where it came from, all the five “W”s and “H” if necessary. I will read every one of the email that I receive so that I may better provide, umm… I do not want to sound like a… what do they call it? … Anyway, that’s not important, what is, is that I take into account every body’s suggestions. I will then put them in a poll to have them voted upon. If they receive good votes then I may just put it on the site. Maybe, I’ll think about it ok, too much pressure… And not that pressure either… *Cough**Cough* (gas), well maybe, I don’t know just leave me alone about… stuff… wait what are we talking about? Oh yah next paragraph, no really read the next paragraph, I’m warning you.
This is just the miscellaneous paragraph, it may be miscellaneous but it’s still as important as the last two, no really it is, only joking what’s more important than you guys and moi(mwa) French word meaning “me”… Getting back on track, this good for nothing paragraph is about the things that didn’t quite fit, like that bathing suit after gaining 20 pounds… Well I never have that problem, no really I never did, never will, and if you don’t believe me then you can call my lawyer, cause I’m gonna take yer but to court! Sorry, I kinnda start writing with an accent for no reason, well maybe… never mind lets continue, you know if I was a teacher, which I’m not but metaphorically speaking, I would get fired for sure, or maybe its theoretically speaking, oh well, speaking there that’s fine I guess. Anyways!, this paragraph if you choose to accept it for what it is, maybe, written in plain English, no secret code, no encrypted something or other, is about, just random, things such as… Getting to the point, my website is about a vast majority of things such as the following but not limited to, games, forums, chat rooms, and much, much more.
Well this is the final paragraph, the grand finale, with lions, tigers, and bears! Oh my! There are no lions, tigers, and bears, oh my, but there is weasel and a nice little summary about what you just read. No really? Well maybe, but there isn’t a weasel nun, or any other animal, cause I… um… I don’t know what happened ok…Just hush up and leave me alone. Well what did we talk about? Let’s see here…, oh yah, we talked about me, and you, and my site named rwlovett.net… We talked about weasels, and we also had a nice chat about not fitting into that swim suit, and yes you know who I’m talking about, and no, it’s not me… Well I guess this is goodnight… day… whatever time it is where you live and when you are reading it. *Sniffle* I… *Sob* always *Sniffle* hate *Sob* goodbyes…
Originally Published on Triond
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